More than five years ago I updated my email signature, as I'm sure you all know. Except for the address it hasn't changed much. This is another signature candidate, which, due to advanced age and downright maturity, I will neither laugh about nor tell anyone.
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from!
And, my fellow kitesurfers, please remember: Never fart in a wetsuit.
